Hipster buys hipster - Your hypePhone will get beat up

You know, like I said from the beginning of the rumors, hipster company buys hipster company to sell more overpriced crap products. Makes perfect sense. I'm quite sure it will pay out in the long run. Those hipsters are the perfect consume zombies.
But beware, you can't wear a such a thing everywhere on this planet. Unfortunately there are some people that really hate those hipsters, and a beats headphone can easily be used to smack the hypePhone, it is attached to, to pieces. So to say your hypePhone will get beat up :D