Monday, April 18, 2016

I'll sue my fortune cookie



I just ate a fortune cookie, and inside it tells me " You are a talented storyteller". What?


Now I feel offended.
I just might ask Erdo─čan how to sue the crap out of this cookie :P

Or I could just ask Gollum to get me to Mount Doom and burn this piece of blasphemy paper ;). Might be a better option before that fortune cookie manufacturer gets too famous :D.